I just got an email from Barrister Andreaw Fraser telling me that Juriaan Krugger has left me Thirty Million, One Hundred Thousand Dollars. Sweet! Here’s what the email says:
I wish to notify you that late Engr. Juriaan Krugger made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Thirty Million, One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$30, 100.000.00) to you in the Codicil and last testament to his WILL.
This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good…
i will keep you posted on what i do with all my money as soon as it comes in. Til then i guess i could make a list here of all the cool shit i’m going to buy..
3. sex (2)
8. magic wand that turns monkeys into money by removing the “k”
9. big wallet
10. a white belt
11. every frank zappa record
if you have any suggestions for things that i can spend money on please let me know what you think i should get. i was going to give some money to a charity too for deaf dogs. i like dogs and i like to hear so i want to make the world a better place.