Hey everyone, please support Andrew D. Basiago’s quest to lobby the US government to disclose its teleportation secret so that teleportation can be adopted on a global basis: projectpegasus.net/
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anyways., a thought just occurred.. here it goess.: mananasdmdmwowndiewelwwwoeowwerwedsaccscccccccc. again. over and over a banker walks into a library and picks book of the shelf titled How To Maximize Profits In The Wake Of The Apocalypse. These and other titles seem to just roll off the tongue at quite importune moments.
“Why couldn’t i have read that book yesterday?” he thinks to himself.. But still he starts reading. The books starts off like this:
“Hey, who the f**k do you think i am.. who the f**k do you think you are? why read on? freedom.. clowning* around.. laddeee daaa daaaa. Hey kid, you look like a real go-getter type of guys. you wouldnt believe what happened last night.. garbleeededddldv i wasn’t surprised. i love it. keeps things exciting. You know what he did? Damn i wish i knew.. But i don’t really know the guy well enough to ask him what he did. last time i asked him what he killed me. i was dead. really i died of laughter and swam in the ether staring back at us as we really are.. was i in the future..? i guess so.. but i was in the past too. katmandu man.. it was some crazy s**t i saw.. those aliens man. They know whats up.. i got a glimpse..”
“Really?,” … a voice.
“Yeah they put that f***ing probe in everyone who they picked up.. that thing has seen some sick s**t. .. brah.”
“like my new tribal tattoo?”
“hell yeah, i’m jealous man.. thankfully i just got a raised truck, so im still a sick brah too.. see i’m the kinda guy you wish you could be friends with..”
“they’d all be f***ing fascinated with every damn thing you’d have to say.. and those f***ing hippees … tooo.”
“i love hippies..”
i wish i was a hippie.. i’d stop wars man.. people would see me walking around at street markets and be like dude that’s the magical hippie that stops wars. don’t get in that dude’s way.. he’s gotta get to that next war and stop that s**t with his hummus and awesome youtube video links.
“Alright, peace.”
“Wait, not so fast.. are we still at the library?”
“Not sure…. Where’s the banker?”
“we could find him”
“there he goes”
They were off.
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Monday Nov 16 @ Dragonfly (21+)
LAZER CITY MEDIA & EVERYDAY GROUP Presents LIVE Mondays at The DRAGONFLY….!
This collaboration showcases the Lazer City Media Artists with Live band performances and special guests DJ sets…
LIVE on the mainstage:
10:15p :: ICY LYTES – http://www.myspace.com/icylytes
11:00p :: HALLOWEEN SWIM TEAM – http://www.myspace.com/halloweenswimteam
11:45p :: KID INFINITY – http://www.myspace.com/kidinfinity
Special Guests DJs:
BIANCA OBLIVION
JACOB SAFARI
VAGUE LOVE
Your Resident DJs:
AUDREY NAPOLEON
THE BEAT VENTRILOQUISTS
BRYAN DAVIDSON
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EVERYDAY ART INSTALLATIONS & LIVE PAINTING by:
PROTO
MICHAEL PUKAC
GUSH
BENJIE HUNDREDS
LOUIS MURILLO
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PEW! PEW! LAZER Drink Specials ALL – NIGHT..!!!!
$2 PBR or NATiLight Cans
$4 HORNITOS menu – shots, margaritas, etc
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FREE ADMISSION before 10pm with RSVP only…..
$5 after 10pm general admission
RSVP to:
eddie.everyday@gmail.com
or
lazercitymedia@gmail.com
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We’re pretty excited about our shows coming up next week with The Chinese Stars and Sensitive Hearts from Rhode Island. If you’re not familiar with The Chinese Stars, you should know that the band features members from Arab Or Radar. Quick sentimental sidenote: One of the first shows Jon and I ever went to, before even forming HST, was at the Glasshouse when The Locust, Arab On Radar, Lightning Bolt and Moving Units played. It was quite and eye opening experience for a first show. And we feel quite privileged to be opening for The Chinese Stars. Here is one of their new videos:
Their record label: Anchor Brain
the shows:
also: @ Che Cafe in San Diego on Sunday Nov 8th.
aand you can hear a track from their latest album this free How To Be A Microwave Compilation.
big thanks to rusty jordan and dan nguyen for making the flyers for these shows
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There’s quite a lot going on in the next few weeks. This Saturday is Michael Nhat’s record release show. Also, we’re releasing a a free download compilation this week. Stay tuned to www.howtobeamicrowave.com for info on that. We also have a few dates coming up in November with The Chinese Stars and Sensitive Hearts: Nov 4th at Characters in Pomona (21+), Nov 5th at the Smell (all ages) and Nov 8th at Che Cafe (all ages) in San Diego.
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woo it’s Columbus Day yeah
this guy
everybody give it up for the guy who brought confusion to America and the world that still prevails today and will prolly continue forever knowing how people are when it comes to requests for ‘unnecessary’ change.
with this post, I take this time once every year to refer to my campaign to correct the world of the incorrect labeling of those people who are native to a particular land as “indigenous” or “indians”.
not Indians
so yeah, Indians are people from India and everybody else out there who is not from India or an Indian is not an Indian or indigenous, because only Indians can be indigenous to their own land of India. I don’t think I or anyone has the right to claim indigenousness or
indigenity if I or anyone is not native to India indigenously.
before I go I will at least offer just a couple synonyms that I was able to unearth for those who may be willing to try not to further mistakenly refer to those who were the first to inhabit their particular land.
not from India
Synonyms:
autochthonous
aboriginal
I realize that the first one may not roll off the tongue quite as smooth and silky but using it over the wrong other option should prove to be a challenge that you will find rewarding in the grand scheme.
Thank you for your time and I’m confidently sure that you will be greeted with appreciation the next time you properly address one of these individuals of which I have written of.
Stay tuned for my upcoming rant regarding Mexican Independence Day and Cinco De Mayo… but oh wait, that already happened last month.
-scottt
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’90s cartoon
some of the worst after school cartoon shows came out in the ’90s, truthfilled fact.
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Tonite In Claremont @ Hip Kitty
Smash Cartel presents:
Beat Cinema
Tuesday Sept 29
K-The-I???
Halloween Swim Team
Michael Nhat
Screwtape (Bizzart + Walter Gross)
Demon Slayer
djs:
Deevo
Rickylove
Hip Kitty
502 W. 1st St.
Claremont, CA
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